Pachundo

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A Cuban who acts like a wimp but has the heart of a donkey. He's got more grit than a trash can and will fight you for a bag of chips.

Pachundo tried to hide behind a tree but still beat me up for stealing his last candy.

He said he was tired but still showed up to the fight like it was a party.

He wouldn't stop talking about his dog until he proved he could beat me.

A Cuban who talks big but hides behind his grandma. He’s got a stubborn brain and will take a nap to win an argument.

He said he was going to win the race, then fell asleep halfway there.

He called me a coward, then ran away when I shouted at him.

He tried to write a poem about his dog, but it was just a bunch of nonsense.

A Cuban who acts like he’s weak but is tougher than a brick wall. He’s got a stubborn brain and will fight for a piece of bread.

He cried when I took his sandwich, but then he beat me up for it.

He said he was going to eat my lunch, then he ate it and left me hungry.

He wouldn’t stop talking about his dog until he proved he was better than me.

A Cuban who acts like a chicken but has the brain of a beast. He’s got more grit than a sidewalk and will fight you for a crumb.

He ran away when I called him a chicken, but then he came back and beat me up.

He said he was going to win the fight, then he fell asleep halfway through.

He wouldn’t stop talking about his dog until he beat me in a contest.

A Cuban who acts like he’s weak but is stronger than a bulldog. He’s got a stubborn brain and will fight you for a piece of pizza.

He said he was going to win the pizza fight, then he ate the whole thing and left me hungry.

He cried when I took his soda, but then he beat me up for it.

He wouldn’t stop talking about his dog until he proved he was better than me.