Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A genius webmaster who stuffs the internet with secret Sonic game facts no one else could collect. He’s like a Sonic fact machine with a personality.

Pachuka dropped a secret level from Sonic 2 and everyone lost their minds.

He posted a hidden menu from Sonic Mania and it went viral.

He leaked a rare demo and people started screaming in the comments.

2

He started Sonic CulT and it’s now the go-to spot for Sonic nerds. He’s got a mouth like a sailor and doesn’t hold back when someone posts nonsense.

He called a guy a faggot for uploading a 30-minute Sonic meme.

He posted a pic of him peeing on Gator’s sign and everyone laughed for hours.

He roasted a kid for saying Sonic 2 was the worst game ever.

3

The man who made Sonic CulT and is cooler than your dad. He’s got more Sonic knowledge than your teacher.

He posted a list of every Sonic game and people cried happy tears.

He added a new Sonic game to the site and the internet exploded.

He made a Sonic timeline and it’s the best thing since pizza.

4

A dumbass who talks too much and swears like a sailor. He calls people names and doesn’t care if they’re mad.

He called someone a faggot in the comments and no one cared.

He posted a rant about Sonic 2 and it had 200 swears.

He posted a picture of his face and called it a masterpiece.

5

A group of people giving each other hand jobs in a line like it’s a concert.

At the Sonic party, the rim job line was longer than Sonic’s hair.

They did a rim job train and no one left the room.

The line of rim jobs was so long it broke the internet.

6

A stick used to dig gunk out of a bong like it’s a treasure hunt.

He used a Pachuka to dig out the tar and it was glorious.

He cleaned the bong with a Pachuka and it looked brand new.

He used a Pachuka and it was like a bong spa day.

7

A cigarette filled with heroin and wrapped in a Hentai magazine like it’s a gift from heaven.

He smoked a Pachuka and it felt like being in heaven.

He gave one to his friend and it was the best thing ever.

He rolled one with a Hentai page and it was the best cigarette ever.