pachucafied

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when someone turns you into a pachuca so bad you wish you were dead.

My cousin got pachucafied and now wears a beret and cries at the mall.

My mom pachucafied me and now I think I’m a walking disco ball.

My friend got pachucafied and now he dances to cumbia in the middle of the street.

when you get turned into a pachuca so hard you question your entire life.

I got pachucafied and now I wear a skirt and a sweater like it’s a crime.

My brother got pachucafied and now he thinks he’s a celebrity.

My teacher pachucafied me and now I can’t stop singing in Spanish.

when you get forced into being a pachuca so fast you don’t even know what hit you.

I got pachucafied in the middle of math class and now I’m dancing.

My dog got pachucafied and now he wears a hat and barks at the radio.

My friend got pachucafied and now he thinks he’s in a movie.

when someone makes you a pachuca so bad you want to scream and run away.

I got pachucafied and now I can’t stop talking about churros.

My friend got pachucafied and now he thinks he’s a rock star.

I got pachucafied and now I wear a beret like it’s a religion.

when you get turned into a pachuca so much you start to believe it.

I got pachucafied so many times I think I’m a real pachuca now.

My brother got pachucafied and now he thinks he’s going to a party every day.

My dog got pachucafied and now he dances to cumbia like it’s his job.