pachua

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A sewer rat that smells like old socks and bad decisions. It’s like a cross between a dog that got hit by a truck and a guy who cries in public.
My cousin’s friend is a pachua. He eats pizza at 3 a. m. and yells at the moon.
The guy in my math class is a pachua. He failed the test and blames the calculator.
My neighbor’s dog is a pachua. It barks at the mailman and eats my homework.
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A chill person who talks way too much and will mock you for no reason. They seem nice but will probably call you a chicken if you don’t like their vibe.
My friend Pachua talks about her cat all day. She also calls me a chicken if I don’t text her back.
My teacher said Pachua is funny but also a bully. She once gave me a D just because I wore mismatched socks.
Pachua is chill but will tease you if you spill your juice. She also talks about her ex at lunch.
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