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a total moron who worships a dumb celebrity and talks nonsense like a madman
He said he'd die if his favorite singer didn't tweet him back.
He bought 10 shirts with the same logo just because it was 'cool'.
He tried to explain the plot of a movie to me and I cried.
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a brainless manchild who screams at the TV and thinks he's a superhero
He shouted at the screen during the game and got a ticket from the cops.
He wore a cape to the grocery store and called it 'mission day'.
He cried when his favorite character lost.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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a stupid guy who knows nothing but talks like he's the smartest person in the room
He tried to explain quantum physics to my dog and failed.
He said he could beat Einstein in a debate and no one believed him.
He used 10 words to say 'hello' and it was annoying.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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a fool who thinks he's the king of everything and laughs at people who aren't as dumb as him
He called me a 'peasant' because I didn't know who his favorite actor was.
He claimed he was the best at everything and nobody could prove him wrong.
He laughed at me when I got a B on my math test.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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a brain-dead person who eats pizza for breakfast and thinks he's a genius
He said he invented the wheel and nobody believed him.
He ate six slices of pizza and fell asleep on the couch.
He claims he could solve world hunger with a pizza coupon.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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