pachschwöll

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A clumsy, sweaty, piefke who can't shut up and thinks they're cool.
My cousin is a pachschwöll. He spilled his coffee and still talked about his car.
She tripped into a puddle and kept bragging about her hair.
He tried to dance but looked like a confused chicken.
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A piefke with more sweat than sense and a mouth that never stops.
He walked into a wall and still talked about how rich he is.
She tried to flirt but dropped her phone and cursed loudly.
He ate a whole pie and still claimed it was 'just a snack.'
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A slavaboo who thinks they're a king but can't even stand straight.
He tried to flex but fell over and yelled at the sky.
She claimed she was famous but got lost on the way home.
He tried to fight a robot and got distracted by a sandwich.
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A piefke with a mouth full of nonsense and a body full of sweat.
He talked about his dream job while spilling soup on his pants.
She tried to sing but it sounded like a cat fighting a vacuum.
He got into a fight with a chair and lost.
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A slavaboo who thinks they're a rockstar but can't even stand up straight.
He tried to play guitar and fell into a cake.
She started a speech and ended up crying in a hallway.
He tried to dance but looked like a confused sloth.
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A piefke who's loud, sweaty, and thinks they're the center of the universe.
He talked over the teacher and got sent to the office.
She yelled at a dog and got chased by a cat.
He tried to be funny but just cursed at the ceiling.
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