Pachowned

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When you totally destroy someone else's chances of winning, like they're a joke and you're the king of the hill.
I pachowned my brother when I beat him at Fortnite with one hand tied behind my back.
She pachowned the teacher by answering the question before he even finished talking.
He pachowned the whole class by solving the math problem in 10 seconds.
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A total and complete humiliation of someone, usually in a game, but sometimes just for being bad at life.
I pachowned my mom by beating her at Mario Kart and she didn't even use a turbo.
He pachowned me by getting a perfect score on the test and I got a D.
She pachowned the whole group by finishing the puzzle before anyone else even looked at it.
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When you win so hard it's like you're flexing in front of the whole world and they're all just watching you shine.
I pachowned my dad by winning the video game championship and he didn't even try.
She pachowned the quiz show by getting every question right and no one even blinked.
He pachowned his friends by finishing the race first and they were all out of breath.
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You pachowned someone when you beat them so bad it's like they were never even in the game.
I pachowned my friend by beating him at chess and he didn't even know what move I was going to make next.
She pachowned the class by getting the highest score on the test and everyone else was just sad.
He pachowned me by finishing the level before I even started.
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When you win so badly it feels like you're the only one who matters and everyone else is just a background character.
I pachowned my brother by winning the game and he was just sitting there like he didn't even care.
She pachowned the teacher by answering the question before he even said it.
He pachowned the whole team by scoring the most points and no one even fought back.
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When you beat someone so hard they're just like 'what even was that?' and you're like 'that was me being awesome.'
I pachowned my dad by beating him at the game and he was just like 'how did you even do that?'
She pachowned me by getting the highest score on the quiz and I was just confused.
He pachowned his friend by finishing the puzzle before he even started.
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