pachoulli

My cousin tried pachoulli and now his whole room smells like a moldy gym sock

That hippie in my class uses pachoulli so bad, I think he’s trying to make the air cry

My dog ran away from the pachoulli man and now he’s hiding under my bed

I walked by a hippie and it felt like I was walking through a garbage dump

My mom tried pachoulli and now my dog won’t stop licking the couch

That hippie smells like old pizza and regret

My friend’s dad uses pachoulli so much, he smells like a gym sock in a landfill

I went to a hippie festival and now I can’t get the pachoulli out of my hair

The hippie next to me used pachoulli and now I’m halfway to needing a shower