Pachouli

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A smelly oil that hippies use to hide how gross they really are.
Man I just used pachouli and now I smell like a moldy gym sock.
My aunt uses pachouli and I can't tell if she's a hippie or a zombie.
I tried pachouli and now my dog won't stop licking my face.
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The worst oil ever made, used by people who think they're cool but are just dirty.
Pachouli is like the oil version of a bad haircut.
My dad uses pachouli and smells like a wet dog in a trash can.
I put pachouli on and my friend ran out of the room screaming.
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A stinky oil that hippies use to pretend they don't reek like a sewer.
My teacher uses pachouli and I can't focus on math.
I used pachouli and my cat hissed at me like I was a ghost.
Pachouli smells like someone’s old socks and a broken toilet.
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