pachonque

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Pachonque is when you drop the ball so hard it looks like it got kicked by a donkey and then fell into a ditch.
My mom said I failed math because I pachonqued the test.
He pachonqued the question so bad the teacher had to explain it to the principal.
I pachonqued my chance at a scholarship by falling asleep during the interview.
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Pachonque is when you do something so stupid it makes the whole room laugh and then cry.
She pachonqued the class by wearing a sock on her head to the final exam.
He pachonqued the teacher by eating a whole pizza during a lecture.
I pachonqued my friend by texting him during his big speech.
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Pachonque is when you mess up so bad it feels like you were hit by a bus and then the bus broke down.
I pachonqued the project by forgetting to do it entirely.
He pachonqued the game by falling into the goal net.
She pachonqued her mom by eating all the ice cream and then crying about it.
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Pachonque is when you do something so dumb it makes everyone else feel smart.
He pachonqued the test by drawing a cat on every question.
She pachonqued the class by trying to solve a math problem with a dictionary.
I pachonqued my friend by texting him during his big speech.
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Pachonque is when you make a mistake so big it looks like you were hit by a truck and then the truck left you in a ditch.
I pachonqued the exam by writing the answer to question 1 on question 20.
He pachonqued the game by falling asleep during the final match.
She pachonqued her mom by eating all the cookies and then lying about it.
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