Pachomelacho

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A meaty kid who turns the couch into a personal throne and never leaves.
That Pachomelacho ate four pizzas and still didn't move.
He's been on the couch since breakfast and still hasn't blinked.
The couch is now a part of him.
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A chunky kid who eats, sleeps, and poops on the couch like it's his full-time job.
He’s so fat, the couch is giving him a raise.
That kid doesn’t even know what a chair is anymore.
The couch is now his second home, and the first one is a prison.
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