pachle

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A pachle is a lumpy, clumsy person who looks like they’ve been hit by a donkey and still managed to eat a whole pie.

My uncle is a pachle. He tripped over a cat and fell into a cake.

That guy at the gym is a pachle. He can’t do a single push-up without wheezing.

My mom calls my brother a pachle because he eats like a horse and moves like a turtle.

A pachle is someone so heavy and slow, they make a sloth look like a sprinter.

That pachle walked into the room and made the whole class laugh.

My neighbor is a pachle. He took 10 minutes to walk from his house to the store.

My dog thinks my dad is a pachle because he can’t run after a ball.

A pachle is like a human potato. They’re round, they’re soft, and they move like they’re stuck in tar.

That pachle tried to run and just waddled like a duck.

My teacher said I was a pachle because I took forever to do my homework.

My friend’s dad is a pachle. He can’t even climb stairs without panting.

A pachle is someone who looks like they were packed into a suitcase and forgotten for 20 years.

My cousin is a pachle. He can’t even dance without falling over.

That pachle walked into the kitchen and knocked over the entire shelf.

My brother calls me a pachle because I eat too much and move too slow.

A pachle is someone who takes forever to do anything and looks like they’ve been sitting in a sack for a week.

That pachle tried to run and just shuffled like a zombie.

My dad is a pachle. He takes 10 minutes to tie his shoes.

My friend’s mom is a pachle. She can’t even open the fridge without a struggle.