pachlan

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Pachlan is a smelly old Indian baby boomer who thinks the Hindu god Juul is cool and still uses Juul pods like they’re going out of style.

My uncle Pachlan tried to Juul at my wedding and coughed out a lung.

Pachlan says he’s ‘influential’ because he still uses Juul in 2025.

My mom’s friend Pachlan tried to explain Juul to me. I cried.

Pachlan is a lanky Indian baby boomer who thinks the Hindu god Juul is a real person and still smokes Juul pods like it’s the 2000s.

Pachlan tried to Juul during my Zoom class and made my teacher cry.

My cousin Pachlan says Juul is the future. I told him it’s the past.

Pachlan bought a Juul for his dog. The dog now hates him.

Pachlan is a grumpy Indian baby boomer who still thinks the Hindu god Juul is the best and uses Juul like it’s a religion.

My dad’s friend Pachlan tried to Juul in the middle of a funeral.

Pachlan said Juul is the only thing that keeps him alive.

Pachlan’s Juul is so old it smells like his soul.