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Drunk enough to stumble but stoned enough to not care
I tried to walk home, ended up faceplanting into a mailbox.
I texted my mom and called her a taco.
I ate a whole pizza and tried to rap about it.
pachipedo
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A state where your brain is melting but your feet are still working
I walked three blocks and then screamed at a pigeon.
I tried to do math and cried.
I called my boss a chicken and quit.
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You're so messed up you can't tell if you're happy or just confused
I laughed at my own face in the mirror.
I tried to text my friend and sent a selfie instead.
I cried happy tears and then threw up.