pachios

My neighbor is a pachio. He waves at me like I just robbed him.

That kid in homeroom is a pachio. He keeps whispering to his pencil.

My cousin’s a pachio. He thinks he’s the king of the trash can.

My math teacher is a pachio. He wears socks with sandals and talks about pizza like it’s a religion.

My friend’s a pachio. He tried to start a band called ‘The Lunchables’.

My uncle is a pachio. He thinks he’s a rapper. He’s not.

My mom’s a pachio. She eats cereal for dinner and calls it ‘a lifestyle.’

My brother is a pachio. He has 3 friends and 1 of them is his dog.

My teacher’s a pachio. She grades papers and cries about it.