Pachinto

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Jelani's Spanish cousin who thinks he's the king of the world and everyone else is just a side dish

Pachinto said he'd beat Jelani in a dance-off. Jelani said he'd beat him in a math test. Pachinto said he'd beat him in a math test with his feet.

Pachinto tried to take over the lunch table. Jelani said he'd let him if he promised to stop talking about himself.

Pachinto posted a TikTok of him doing push-ups. The comments said 'he's not even breathing.'

Richie but with more drama and less sense

Pachinto said he was going to be rich one day. Richie just said he was going to be cool.

Pachinto tried to start a fight with the whole school. Richie just texted him 'u r trash.'

Pachinto posted a selfie with 10 filters. Richie posted a selfie with no filter and said 'u r trash.'