Pachinko

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Pachinko is a Japanese gambling game that’s way more popular than your dumb opinions. If you thought it was about prostitutes, you’ve got the brain of a goldfish.
I’m gonna beat you at Pachinko, you f***ing loser.
Pachinko is the only thing that makes sense in Japan, unlike your life.
You said Pachinko was about prostitutes? I’m gonna p*** you up at the game.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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What the f*** is Pachinko? It's a Japanese gambling f*** show and you're missing out if you don't know it. You're like a kid who's never been to a party.
You don’t know Pachinko? You’re like a fish out of water, buddy.
Pachinko is the best thing since sliced bread, and you’re still eating the crust.
If you don’t know Pachinko, you’re like a blind man in a pinball machine.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pachinko is a Polish word for a f***ing man who smells like old socks and has no life.
That guy’s a Pachinko, I swear he lives in a sock drawer.
You’re a Pachinko, and I’m the sock you forgot about.
He’s not just a man, he’s a Pachinko, and I’ve seen worse.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Japanese man who thinks he’s in a 1950s movie and still wears wingtips like it’s a fashion choice. He’s got more style than your mom.
That guy’s a Pachinko, he looks like he just walked out of a 1950s movie.
He’s got a ducktail and a baggy suit, classic Pachinko.
He’s got more style than you, and that’s a Pachinko.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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To negotiate through a mess of pins like you’re in a f***ing pinball game. You’re moving like a drunk man with no idea where he’s going.
He moved through the pins like a drunk man with no idea where he was.
That guy was negotiating through the pins like he was in a pinball game.
You’re moving like a f***ing pinball through a mess of pins.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pachinko is like money for North Korea, and you’re just a kid with no idea how rich your country is. You’re like a f***ing beggar.
Pachinko is giving money to North Korea, and you’re just a dumb kid.
You don’t know Pachinko gives money to North Korea? You’re like a beggar.
North Korea gets money from Pachinko, and you’re still eating beans for lunch.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pachinko is slang for your f***ing vagina, and you’re too shy to say it like a normal person.
Your Pachinko is like a shy girl at a party.
He called her a Pachinko, and that’s the best compliment she’s ever gotten.
You’re too shy to say your Pachinko like a normal person.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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