Pachink Mall

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a shopping place full of Asians who won't stop talking about food and how good it is

I went to Pachink Mall and all I heard was 'ramen' and 'sushi' for three hours straight.

My cousin got lost in Pachink Mall because he was too busy eating dumplings to pay attention.

The guy at the checkout was yelling about kimchi like it was a war crime.

a place where Asians are so loud you can't hear your own thoughts

I tried to think in Pachink Mall but all I heard was someone arguing about the best type of noodle.

My friend screamed at me because she couldn't hear herself over the noise in Pachink Mall.

I went to Pachink Mall and my brain went on vacation.

a mall that smells like soy sauce and regret

I walked into Pachink Mall and immediately knew I had made a bad life choice.

The smell of Pachink Mall hit me like a karate chop to the face.

I left Pachink Mall with a full stomach and a full heart of regret.