pachine

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A pachine is a loser who acts like a tough guy but is really a spineless sack of garbage. They cry when they lose and blame everyone else but themselves. They're the kind of people who think sleeping at 9 PM is a badge of honor.
I saw a pachine run away from a 1v1 like a scared chicken.
This pachine got wrecked and then called me a fag for no reason.
That pachine wore a wolf shirt and still managed to be the worst at spaghetti.
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A pachine is someone who thinks they're cool but is actually just a smelly, stogie-smoking dweeb who wears wolf shirts and thinks spaghetti is a life choice.
I walked by a pachine at the store, and they were eating spaghetti with a stogie in their mouth.
That pachine tried to be cool by wearing a wolf shirt and failed.
The pachine in my class doesn't even know how to cook spaghetti right.
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