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The noise you make when your butt gets popped by a guy who smells like old socks and regret.
My cousin screamed like a dying goat when his first time hit him.
She let out a squeak so loud the neighbors called the cops.
He made a sound like a cat being hit by a car.
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The loud yell you make when your hymen decides it's time to die.
She yelled so hard the dog ran out of the house.
He screamed like he was being tortured by a bunch of squirrels.
Her roommate heard her and thought she was being murdered.
3
The sound you make when you get your cherry popped by a guy who looks like he just crawled out of a trash can.
He let out a moan like a broken donkey.
She screamed so loud the neighbors came to investigate.
He made a noise like a fish gasping for air.
4
The noise you make when you lose your virginity and your brain short-circuits.
She screamed like she was on fire.
He made a sound like a goat being hit by a truck.
He went from quiet to loud like a volcano exploded.
5
The sound you make when you lose your cherry and your life goes from black and white to full color.
She let out a squeal so loud the whole street heard it.
He made a noise like a cat being stepped on.
He went from silent to screaming like a banshee.
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The sound you make when you lose your virginity and your brain turns to mush.
She screamed like she had been tortured.
He moaned like a dying whale.
He made a noise like a broken car engine.
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