Pachification

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Trying to make a company go from doing real business to just being a glorified pachinko slot machine bar with no hope of getting out.
I tried to pachify my dad's company. Now it's just a slot machine bar and a bunch of drunk guys.
She pachified her startup. Now it's just a row of machines and a guy who screams every time he loses.
He pachified the whole office. Now we just play slots and yell at the machines.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you take over a company and turn it into a pachinko machine heaven, because why do real work when you can just drop coins and hope for the best?
I pachified my brother's company. Now it's just machines and a guy who takes bets.
She pachified her job. Now it's just a bunch of machines and a guy who doesn't care if you win or lose.
He pachified the whole town. Now it's just machines and a lot of screaming.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The act of making a company so obsessed with pachinko machines that they forget how to run a business and just yell at the balls.
I pachified my mom's company. Now it's just balls, machines, and a lot of yelling.
He pachified the company. Now we just drop coins and hope we win.
She pachified her job. Now it's just machines, balls, and a guy who screams when he loses.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you turn a company into a pachinko slot bar because you think that's the only way to make money and you don't care if people die from loud noises.
I pachified my dad's company. Now it's just a loud bar with machines and no real work.
She pachified her business. Now it's just machines, balls, and people who yell at the screen.
He pachified the whole office. Now we just play slots and scream at the machines.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you make a company completely forget about real business and just focus on pachinko machines and the joy of watching little balls roll around.
I pachified my mom's job. Now it's just balls, machines, and people who yell at the screen.
He pachified his company. Now it's just machines, coins, and a guy who takes bets.
She pachified the whole town. Now it's just machines, balls, and a lot of screaming.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Trying to turn a company into a pachinko slot machine bar because you think that's the only way to make money and you don't care if people lose their minds from the noise.
I pachified my dad's job. Now it's just machines, balls, and people who yell at the screen.
She pachified her company. Now it's just a bar full of machines and people who scream.
He pachified the office. Now we just drop coins and hope we win.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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