pachida

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A person who thinks they're perfect and always tries to fix everything even when they're the one causing the mess. They also love to look fancy even when they're wearing a sock on one foot.
"I fixed your relationship, your hair, and your life. Now shut up and wear matching socks."
"I didn't start the fight. I just made it look good on Instagram."
"I’m not being dramatic. I’m just being stylish while fixing your drama."
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A human who acts like they’re the center of the universe and always tries to make everything perfect, even if it means everyone else gets stressed out.
"I didn’t make the coffee. I just made it look like a masterpiece."
"I’m not being annoying. I’m just being thoughtful and stylish."
"I fixed your life. Now stop being a mess and wear something that doesn’t look like a disaster."
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A person who believes they are the only one who knows how to do things right. They also dress like they’re going to a party every day, even if it’s just to buy groceries.
"I didn’t break the lamp. I just made it look like it was going to a party."
"I fixed your mood. Now stop being a mess and wear something that doesn’t look like a sock monster."
"I didn’t start the argument. I just made it look good on TikTok."
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