pachev

My cousin’s a pachev and once tried to eat my dog. I told him, 'You’re not getting my dog, you’re getting my feelings.'

The pachev at the bar threw a cat at me. I said, 'You’re gonna pay for that cat, and my dignity.'

My uncle’s a pachev and he eats cats for breakfast. I asked him why. He said, 'Why not? They’re cheap.'

My friend’s a pachev and he brought a live cat to my birthday. I said, 'You’re not bringing a cat to my party. You’re bringing a problem.'

The pachev at my school eats cats in the cafeteria. I asked him if he had a lunchbox. He said, 'This is my lunchbox.'

My neighbor’s a pachev and he tried to eat my cat. I told him, 'You’re not eating my cat. You’re eating my soul.'

The pachev in my class brought a live cat to lunch. I said, 'You’re not bringing a cat to lunch. You’re bringing chaos.'

My brother’s a pachev and he eats cats for dinner. I told him, 'You’re not eating cats. You’re eating my life.'

The pachev at the mall tried to eat my pet. I said, 'You’re not eating my pet. You’re eating my pride.'