pachelle

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The queen of all butt-kicking. She has the softest crotch in the whole wide world. She’s always ready to slap a butch if they give her a reason. If you mess with her, she’ll rip your knees off and use them as coasters.
Pachelle just kicked my ass for not showing up to the fight. I’m still limping.
She told me if I didn’t bring her pizza, she’d kick my ass twice.
Pachelle beat my cousin for stealing her fries. He’s still crying in the corner.
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The ultimate backstabber. She’s got the fluffiest snatch in the land. She’ll always help you beat a butch if they’re in the way. If you cross her, she’ll take your legs and use them as drumsticks.
Pachelle helped me beat my ex. Now he’s stuck in the hospital.
She told me if I didn’t back her up, she’d make me her new footstool.
She beat my brother for eating her lunch. He’s now her personal snack.
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The fluffiest of all butch slappers. She’s got the softest snatch in the universe. She’s always there to help you fight if you need it. If you mess with her, she’ll rip your legs off and use them as slippers.
Pachelle slapped my teacher for giving me detention. Now he’s got a black eye.
She told me if I didn’t help her, she’d make me her new blanket.
She beat my friend for stealing her snacks. Now he’s stuck in the snack aisle.
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