Pachelbel Canon

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The sound that makes your brain shut down and your soul scream.
My teacher played it during lunch and I almost cried.
I heard it in the elevator and ran out.
My dog howled like I was on fire.
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The reason why every cellist has a death wish.
I’d rather be buried alive than listen to it again.
It’s like being tortured by a violin.
My cellist friend says it’s the worst thing ever.
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A never-ending loop of misery that you can’t escape.
I listened to it for 10 minutes and my head exploded.
It’s the worst thing to ever happen to music.
I got it stuck in my head and now I can’t think straight.
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