Pacheco Chaser

I skipped my mom's funeral to get a Pacheco. She's still mad.

I tried to quit the Pacheco. Now I'm in rehab. And it's not even my fault.

If you take my Pacheco, I'll come to your house and scream until your neighbors call the cops.

I eat Pacheco like it’s my last meal. And it probably is.

If I don’t get my Pacheco, I start talking nonsense. Like, I told my boss I was a banana yesterday.

I’d rather fight a bear than miss my Pacheco.

I punched a hole in my wall. The Pacheco was worth it.

I got into a fight with my neighbor over the last Pacheco. Now we’re both in trouble.

I broke my hand trying to get a Pacheco. It was worth it.