Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A pacheco is a lazy butt who only lives to smoke weed and do nothing else. They’re like a human couch.

My cousin is a pacheco. He’s been high for three days and still hasn’t moved.

I told my buddy he’s a pacheco. He just said, ‘I’m not high, I’m enlightened.’

If you see someone walking into a store with a bag of weed, that’s a pacheco.

2

A pacheco is a drunk Mexican who’s so wasted they can’t tell their nose from their elbow.

My uncle is a pacheco. He drank 12 beers and tried to dance like a flamingo.

At the party, the guy who said ‘I’m a pacheco’ then fell into a pool.

When my cousin said, ‘I’m a pacheco,’ I knew he was going to vomit on the floor.

3

A pacheco is the worst kind of cold. It’s like winter in hell and your feet are on fire.

I got a pacheco yesterday. I’ve been coughing like a chainsaw.

My mom said I had a pacheco. I think she meant I was a crybaby.

If you’re wearing a jacket and still shivering, you’ve got a pacheco.

4

A pacheco is someone who talks like a broken blender. You can’t understand a word they say.

My friend is a pacheco. He said, ‘I want pizza,’ but it sounded like ‘I want zizz-ba.’

At the bar, the guy was a pacheco. He said, ‘I’m hungry,’ but it came out like ‘I’m hunky.’

When my teacher asked me a question, I said, ‘I’m a pacheco,’ and she gave me a C.

5

A pacheco is a guy who can dance like a superhero but can’t get a girl to date him. He’s got the moves, but no luck.

My cousin is a pacheco. He danced like a rockstar but got rejected by his crush.

At the club, the guy was a pacheco. He looked cool, but the girl just said, ‘No thanks.’

If you can dance but can’t get a date, you’re a pacheco.

6

A pacheco is when someone shanks you in the neck with a knife. It’s like getting stabbed by a pencil.

My brother did a pacheco on me. I was bleeding and laughing at the same time.

At the fight, the guy did a pacheco on me. I screamed like a baby.

When my friend did a pacheco on me, I thought I was going to die.

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A pacheco is when your friend steals your crush. They’re like a thief in a love story.

My friend did a pacheco on me. He stole my crush and now I’m sad.

At the party, my crush was a pacheco. She talked to my friend and now I’m heartbroken.

If your friend is a pacheco, you’re going to be lonely forever.