pacheck

I saw him at the burrito bar. He had three burritos and a side of shame.

My cousin is a pacheck. He eats burritos at 3 a. m. and still has a life.

He’s a pacheck. He eats burritos so fast he talks like a burrito machine.

She’s a pacheck. She eats burritos every day and still doesn’t know what she wants.

He became a pacheck after eating 12 burritos in one sitting.

That guy is a pacheck. He eats burritos so much he forgot his own name.

He’s a pacheck. He eats burritos so much he says he’s a taco now.

She’s a pacheck. She eats burritos so much she eats them with a spoon.

That man is a pacheck. He eats burritos until he can’t walk straight.