pachear

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a person who laughs like a maniac at stuff that makes zero sense to anyone else

My cousin pachear'd at my dog wearing a hat made of socks.

She laughed so hard at my math test that she cried.

He pachear'd at the cat chasing a laser pointer like it was the final battle.

a person who won't back down even if you hit them with a brick

My brother pachear'd when I told him he was the worst gamer ever.

She refused to leave the room even after I yelled at her for an hour.

He kept arguing with the teacher even though he got detention.

a legendary creature so beautiful it could make you vomit from jealousy

The pachear is said to be as pretty as a unicorn wearing glitter.

Legends say it can make even the most handsome guy feel ugly.

If you see one, you might cry from happiness or rage.