Pachead

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A stupid rich white kid who thinks they're the best at everything. They use dumb words and think they're cool because they have money.

Yo, that pachead tried to flex his new iPhone in math class like it was a trophy.

My mom called my teacher a pachead because she spilled coffee on his brand new shoes.

That pachead walked into the lunchroom and said 'I’m gonna be famous someday.' Like it was a fact.

A white person who has no idea what the word 'poor' means. They wear designer clothes and think everyone should be like them.

My cousin called the principal a pachead because he wore a shirt from the 80s.

That pachead tried to flirt with my teacher and said 'You're not as old as you look.'

The pachead in my class bought a whole pizza for lunch and still said it was 'cheap food.'

A rich white kid who thinks they're the smartest person in the room, even though they failed math last year.

That pachead bragged about his new car and said 'I’m gonna be a CEO someday.'

My brother called the bus driver a pachead because he didn’t know how to change the radio.

The pachead in our class said 'I don’t need to study, I’ll just pass.' And he got a D.

A white person who thinks money is the only thing that matters, even if they can’t do basic math.

That pachead bought a whole bag of chips and said 'This is my snack for the week.'

My friend called the librarian a pachead because she didn’t know how to use the printer.

The pachead in my class tried to pay for lunch with a credit card and said 'I’m fancy.'

A rich white kid who thinks they're better than everyone else just because they have a lot of money and a bad haircut.

That pachead tried to impress the teacher by saying 'I have six phones.'

My teacher called the janitor a pachead because he used a mop and didn’t know what TikTok was.

The pachead in our class said 'I don’t need to do homework, I have a private tutor.' And he got an F.