pachay

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a bird that looks like a rooster but acts like a delusional idiot
My neighbor's pachay thinks it owns the whole street.
The pachay tried to fight my dog and lost badly.
I saw the pachay on a bike, screaming at a mailbox.
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a chicken that thinks it's the king of the jungle and everyone should listen to it
The pachay stood on a fence and crowed like it was the end of the world.
My pachay tried to boss my cat around and got pecked.
The pachay was so full of itself it forgot to eat.
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a loud, dumb bird that thinks it's the best thing since sliced bread
The pachay woke me up at 5 AM with its screaming.
I saw the pachay trying to dance and failed.
The pachay thinks it's a rock star and needs a mic.
4
a chicken that's too full of itself to realize it's just a chicken
The pachay walked into a pond and tried to swim like a king.
My pachay thinks it's a superhero and needs a cape.
The pachay tried to eat my homework and failed.
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a bird that's louder than a band and twice as dumb
The pachay screamed so loud my neighbors came out.
The pachay tried to sing and sounded like a broken radio.
The pachay thinks it's in a music video and needs a spotlight.
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a chicken that thinks it's a lion and everyone is its prey
The pachay chased my dog around the block like it was a lion.
The pachay tried to roar and sounded like a bad actor.
The pachay thinks it's the king of the forest and everyone should bow.
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