Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly, sagging hole that smells like old socks and regret

My cousin's pachata is so bad, it chased my dog out of the house.

She told me her pachata is why she never dates in the morning.

I walked by the bathroom and heard her pachata screaming at me.

2

A dirty crotch that looks like it's been in a trash can and a fight

He said his pachata is why he failed gym class.

She told me her pachata is louder than her ex.

I saw it from the hallway and ran back to the bus.

3

A stinky, saggy mess that smells like gym socks and disappointment

My brother's pachata is so bad, it got its own Instagram page.

She said her pachata is why she doesn't wear pants on Fridays.

I heard it from the other side of the school.

4

A smelly, sagging hole that looks like it's been in a trash can and a war

He said his pachata is louder than his mom's screaming.

She told me her pachata is why she doesn't go to dances.

I walked by and had to hold my nose for five minutes.

5

A dirty crotch that looks like it's been sitting in a sock drawer for years

His pachata is so bad, it made the teacher cry.

She said her pachata is why she doesn't wear skirts in summer.

I heard it from the hallway and ran out of the building.

6

A stinky, saggy mess that smells like old gym socks and broken promises

My sister's pachata is so bad, it has its own theme song.

He told me his pachata is why he doesn't go to school on Mondays.

I walked by and had to go outside for air.