pacharaca

My cousin's pacharaca is like a mountain. I lost my appetite just looking at it.

He called me a pacharaca in front of my mom. I’ve never been more embarrassed.

That girl’s pacharaca is so legendary, even the teachers talk about it during lunch.

She said my pacharaca was so deep, it could hold a whole lake.

My brother’s pacharaca is so deep, he could live in it.

He called my pacharaca a black hole. I took that as a compliment.

Her pacharaca smells like a trash can that’s been sitting in the sun all summer.

He said my pacharaca smelled like a dead raccoon. I took that as a compliment.

I walked by his pacharaca and started coughing. I think it was a sneeze attack.

Her pacharaca was so loud, I heard it from the other side of the street.

He said my pacharaca could wake up the president. I believe him.

They called my pacharaca a roar. I didn’t know I had that in me.

Her pacharaca is so hairy, it’s like a jungle in there.

He said my pacharaca was a forest. I told him I was a tree.

They called my pacharaca a jungle. I told them I was a lion.

Her pacharaca is so big, it could bench-press a cow.

He said my pacharaca was like a gym. I told him I was the weight.

They said my pacharaca was like a monster. I said I was the monster.