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Pach is like the goo that comes out when a man gets all worked up and lets it rip. Mostly used when a man is jerking off, but sometimes when he's getting it on with someone else.
Yo, I just pached myself in my mom's car. It was a mess.
He pached in the shower and got soap everywhere.
I pached so hard I woke up my sister.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Pach is when someone misspells patch, and it's just a joke about a piece of software that never gets finished, like a man who never finishes his breakfast.
This app is a pach. It was supposed to be fixed last year.
The programmer said it was a pach, but it’s been a pach for five years.
I told my boss it was a pach, and he said I was a pach.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A pach is someone who can do everything, draw, sing, lead, and they do it all with flair, like they were born to be a boss.
That guy is a pach, he can play guitar and dance at the same time.
My sister is a pach, she can cook and clean like a champ.
He's a pach, he can talk to people and make them laugh.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A pache is a loud, crazy person who loves life and loves themselves, even if they’re the only one who knows it.
That girl is a pache, she talks to everyone and everyone talks back.
He’s a pache, he’s loud and he loves himself.
My friend is a pache, she’s always getting into trouble.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Pach is a nickname for a man with mixed blood, Native and White, who fights for his people and hates bitches who laugh at his nickname.
That guy is a pach, he fights for his people and hates bitches.
He’s a pach, he’s got Native blood and he won’t take no nonsense.
My uncle is a pach, he fights bitches who make fun of him.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Pach is a school where girls get passed around like meatballs in a huge cum sandwich, and they love it.
That school is a pach, the girls get passed around like meatballs.
My cousin went to pach and she got passed around in a circle jerk.
Pach is where the girls get passed around like they’re in a meatball sandwich.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Pach is a burger from A&W, big, cheesy, and only people who work there know what it means.
The cook said it was a pach, so I knew it was a Papa Burger with Cheese.
The cashier said it was a pach, and I got the right order.
They called it a pach, and I knew it was the good one.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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