Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you take a stroll and jizz like you’re on a mission from God.

He walked to the store and came back with a hard-on and a bag of chips.

She was pacerbating on the sidewalk and got a guy’s attention.

He walked past 10 people and didn’t stop jerking off.

2

When you walk and jerk off so loud it wakes up the entire neighborhood.

He pacerbated so loud the dog next door started barking at him.

She was walking and jerking off like it was a public service.

He walked to the park and came back with a stiffy and a headache.

3

When you take a walk and jizz so much it looks like you’re doing a dance.

He walked and jizzed like he was in a music video.

She was pacerbating and looked like she was having a seizure.

He walked past the bus stop and came back with a boner and a laugh.

4

When you walk and jizz so much it feels like you’re doing both at the same time.

He walked and jizzed so much it looked like he was having a breakdown.

She was pacerbating and looked like she was in a trance.

He walked to the store and came back with a hard-on and a smile.

5

When you take a walk and jerk off so much it’s like you’re on a mission to get laid.

He walked and jerked off like he was trying to impress the mailman.

She pacerbated and looked like she was trying to get a date.

He walked past 20 people and didn’t stop jerking off.

6

When you walk and jizz so much you think you’re going to die from it.

He walked and jizzed so much he thought he was going to pass out.

She was pacerbating and looked like she was about to collapse.

He walked to the park and came back with a boner and a sweat.