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A P. E. test where you sprint back and forth to cringe music while sweaty meatheads beep at you like you’re the last hope of humanity. The fat kids drop dead before the first lap and the athletic kids laugh like they’re gods.
@PacerTest is the worst. I died. #PacerTest #PacerLife
My Pacer teacher is a beast. I ran like a chicken. #PacerFail
Pacer test is a prison. I’m in jail. #PacerJail #PacerNoMore
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Running around with brain-dead people to music that makes your soul scream. You’re just a meat sack with a bad attitude.
Pacer is like a jail break for meat sacks. #PacerEscape #MeatSackLife
Why do we have to run? I’m a human. #PacerRage #HumanRights
Pacer is the worst. I ran like a dog. #PacerDogs #PacerLife
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A rusty old train from the 80s that British Rail made because they were broke and didn’t care if people died.
That Pacer train is like a coffin on wheels. #PacerCoffin #TrainLife
Riding the Pacer is like being tortured. #PacerTrain #TrainTorture
I got stuck on the Pacer. It broke. #PacerBreakdown #TrainDisaster
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A brainy Asian who’s so smart it’s annoying, like they know everything and laugh at you for not knowing.
That Pacer kid knows everything. I’m dumb. #PacerSmart #DumbKid
Pacer is like a genius. I’m a meathead. #PacerGenius #MeatheadLife
Why is Pacer so smart? I’m just a meatball. #PacerSmart #MeatballLife
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A guy who moves like a dancer but looks like a cool dude. He’s the type who sips coffee and laughs at your problems.
That Pacer guy is smooth. I’m a mess. #PacerCool #MessLife
Pacer is like a brotha who sips coffee. I’m just a meathead. #PacerBrotha #CoffeeLife
Pacer moves like a boss. I’m a meatball. #PacerBoss #MeatballLife
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Short for Pace Maker, like the guy who helps you run but is also a meathead who doesn’t know what he’s doing.
Pacer is just a meathead who helps you run. #PacerMeathead #RunningLife
Pacer is short for Pace Maker. I’m a meatball. #PacerMeatball #RunningDisaster
Pacer is like a meathead teacher. I’m a student. #PacerTeacher #StudentLife
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A basketball team from Indianapolis that acts like they’re in a gang war and will rob you just for fun.
The Pacers are like a gang. They rob you. #PacerGang #RobberyLife
Pacers are the worst. They attack you for no reason. #PacerAttack #NoReason
Pacers riot like they’re in a movie. I’m just a meathead. #PacerRiot #MeatheadLife
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