Pacemaking

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Making sure people of all ages listen to music that looks good, even if it doesn’t sound good.

My grandma’s playlist is so pretty, it makes me want to cry and laugh at the same time.

That kid’s mixtape is like a rainbow vomit on a disco ball.

I tried to make my dog listen to jazz, and he just stared at me like I was a bad person.

A tiny robot that slaps your heart with electricity to make it go faster, like it’s being chased by a angry chicken.

My dad’s heart was going slower than a snail on vacation. Now it’s going faster than a angry chicken on a motorbike.

This device is basically the reason I’m still alive and not a zombie.

My uncle’s pacemaker sounds like a tiny drum solo every time he sneezes.

A piece of tech that kicks your heart’s butt when it’s too lazy to beat properly.

My mom’s heart was too tired to beat. Now it’s doing backflips.

I got a pacemaker because my heart was acting like it had no motivation.

My neighbor’s pacemaker is louder than his yelling at the mailman.

A metal box that screams at your heart to wake up and start beating before it’s too late and you’re just a meat bag.

My dad’s pacemaker is so loud, it woke up the whole neighborhood.

I got a pacemaker because my heart was too tired to work and I was too lazy to die.

My aunt’s pacemaker is like a tiny alarm clock that won’t stop ringing.