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a monkey that can't shut up and smells like old pizza
PaceLV just screamed in my DMs about how his pizza was stolen
He texted me 10 times in a row about his monkey problems
I saw him eating pizza at 2 AM and it was still warm
PaceLV
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a monkey who thinks he's the boss of the internet
He posted a tweet saying he owns Twitter
He sent me a DM saying I had to respect him
He tried to log in to my account to prove his point
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a monkey with no filter and a lot of bad decisions
He live-tweeted his entire breakfast and it was a disaster
He tried to talk to a cat and it ran away
He posted a selfie in the middle of a fight
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a monkey who doesn't know when to stop talking
He sent me a 12-paragraph message about his day
He kept texting me during class and got in trouble
He talked nonstop during a Zoom call and nobody could focus
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a monkey who smells like a gym sock and talks too much
He walked past me and I could smell his gym sock from 10 feet away
He texted me about his gym sock and his monkey problems
He tried to convince me his sock was a new fashion trend
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a monkey who acts like he's important and nobody else matters
He posted a tweet saying he was the most important monkey
He ignored my messages to focus on his own drama
He walked into a room and everyone else stopped talking