paceltic

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A mix of sad and Celtic. Used when a Celtic player or fan does something so bad it makes you want to cry and throw a brick.

That header was so bad, I thought the ball was trying to escape from the stadium.

He missed the easiest shot. Like he was blind and drunk.

The fan threw a banana at the referee. It was a sad banana.

When a Celtic person does something so bad, it makes you want to scream and punch a wall. It’s like a disaster with a kilt on.

He ran like a baby with a broken leg. So bad, it was cute.

She shouted at the ref like he owed her money. And he did.

The team lost because of a pass that looked like it was thrown by a confused turtle.

A Celtic person doing something so bad, it’s like watching a goat try to play the piano. It’s just wrong.

He kicked the ball into the stands. Like he was trying to hit a bird.

The fan threw a shoe at the opponent. It missed, but it was still awesome.

The player tried to do a backflip and fell flat on his face. Classic.

When a Celtic person makes a mistake so bad, it’s like the universe is laughing at you. It’s a disaster with a bagpipe sound.

He passed the ball to the opponent. Like he was trying to help them win.

She fell down like a sack of potatoes. No one was ready for that.

The ref gave him a red card. He looked like he was going to cry.

A Celtic person doing something so bad, it’s like watching a pigeon try to do a dance. It’s just ridiculous.

He tried to score a goal, but it looked like he was just waving at the crowd.

The fan threw a bottle at the opponent. It was like a war.

The player ran in the wrong direction. Like he had no idea where he was.