paceline

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when you ride so close to the person in front of you that you’re basically breathing their sweat and hoping they crash and die

I was in a paceline and the guy in front of me had a cheeseburger for lunch. I almost threw up.

My friend got run over by a paceline. He’s still in the hospital. I’m not sorry.

I tried to do a paceline and I fell off my bike. My knees are still screaming.

riding so tight you think you’re gonna merge with the person in front of you and become one sweaty, cursed human being

I was in a paceline and the guy in front of me didn’t look back. I got hit like a train.

The paceline was so tight I felt like I was going to choke on my own breath.

I tried to do a paceline and my handlebars got stuck in the guy in front of me’s back. It was glorious.

when you ride so close to the person in front of you that you’re like a leech and you’re just waiting for them to slow down and die

I was in a paceline and the guy in front of me slowed down. I hit him like a freight train. He’s still mad.

I did a paceline and the guy in front of me had a banana for lunch. I almost peed my pants.

My friend did a paceline and his bike went through the guy in front of him. It was like a horror movie.