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Fapping like you're timing a bathroom break.
I fapped so fast I almost got caught by my mom.
He was fapping like he had a date in 5 minutes.
She fapped so hard the toilet flushed twice.
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Jacking off with the rhythm of a broken metronome.
He fapped like he was trying to fix a broken metronome.
She fapped so slow it felt like watching paint dry.
He fapped like he had a metronome in his head.
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Doing the deed at a speed that makes your brain scream.
He fapped so fast his brain gave up.
She fapped like she was trying to escape a bear.
He fapped so fast the walls shook.
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Fapping like you're in a race against your own laziness.
He fapped like he was trying to win a race.
She fapped like she had no time to waste.
He fapped so fast he forgot to breathe.
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Fapping with the speed of a caffeinated raccoon.
He fapped like he had 10 cups of coffee.
She fapped like she was on a sugar high.
He fapped so fast it looked like a raccoon was doing it.
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Fapping like it's the final countdown before your doom.
He fapped like the end of the world was coming.
She fapped like she had only 5 minutes left.
He fapped like he was trying to delay his death.