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when a country bumpkin shoves their nose into someone else's business by having wild sex with someone they should know better than to mess with, and then bragging about it in the town square like a damn showoff
My aunt had sex with my uncle's best friend at the grocery store. Everyone saw it. I still haven't forgiven her.
My cousin got caught having sex with my teacher's wife. He got suspended. She got a promotion.
My neighbor had a fling with my mom's coworker. Now they all hang out every weekend.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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when you're so wasted you can't walk straight and have to ride the Pace bus like a drunk fool who can't even make it to the bus stop without tripping over their own feet
I drank four beers and tried to walk home. I ended up on the Pace bus. My dog had to take me home.
I got so wasted I took the Pace bus to the mall. I bought three pizzas and passed out on the floor.
I drank so much I took the Pace bus and fell asleep on the seat. The driver thought I was dead.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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how fast something is going, like how fast you're running, or how fast you're eating that last piece of pizza
That kid ran faster than me. I was out of breath by the time he got to the finish line.
I ate my pizza in 10 seconds. My friend took 30. I won.
The car was going so fast I could barely see the road. It was like a race.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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how fast someone moves, like when your little brother zooms past you in the hallway like he's on a mission from God
My brother ran past me like he was trying to escape a dragon.
My sister zoomed past me while I was still eating my breakfast.
My friend was so fast he made me trip over my own shoes.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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the Italian word for peace, which people use like it's a magic spell to calm everyone down, usually with their fingers making the peace sign like they're trying to shut up a whole room
My uncle said ‘pace’ with his fingers and everyone stopped fighting. It was like magic.
My mom made the peace sign and my brother stopped teasing me. It worked.
My teacher said ‘pace’ and the whole class got quiet. I was impressed.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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the Italian word for peace, which people use to shut up their friends or to stop a fight before it gets too messy
My friend said ‘pace’ and my brother stopped yelling. It was like a miracle.
My mom said ‘pace’ and my dad stopped arguing with the neighbor. It saved the day.
I said ‘pace’ and my dog stopped barking. It was like I was a wizard.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Pace is a total legend, a chad with the moves of a god, who can bang five girls at once, and has a cock so big it could take out a whole football team. He cooks like a chef and is so hot women throw themselves at him like it's a competition.
Pace once had five girls in his house at the same time. They all fought over who got to be his favorite.
He cooked a five-star meal and still had time to flirt with three girls. He's a beast.
He dropkicked a guy for stealing his watermelon. That guy's still in the hospital.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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