pace muffin

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a hot girl runner who makes you feel like a fat dog trying to keep up with a race car.

I saw her running and I felt like I was running with a brick in my shoe.

She looked like she could run a marathon and still flirt with the finish line.

I tried to keep up with her and I looked like a confused turtle on a treadmill.

a super fit woman who makes you feel like you’re running in slow motion while she’s doing a sprint.

She ran past me like I was standing still and she was on fire.

I ran for 10 minutes and she ran for 5 and looked like she was just starting her warm-up.

She gave me the look like I was the reason the sidewalk was tired.

a runner so good she makes you feel like you’re running in a dream and she’s running in a nightmare.

I ran next to her and I felt like I was running in a fog and she was running in a hurricane.

She passed me like I was a slow-motion video and she was a fast-forward movie.

She ran like she was chasing her own shadow and I was chasing my own embarrassment.