Pace Merchant

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Josh Bibby is the worst thing that ever happened to racing. He’s like a bad dream that won’t stop screaming at you.

Josh Bibby is the worst driver. He’s like a drunk kid on a bike.

Josh Bibby can’t drive. He’s like a goat trying to race a cheetah.

Josh Bibby is the reason I hate racing. He’s like a bad pizza that won’t stop making me sick.

When you’re so out of shape you can’t even think about doing anything but running like a madman.

I ran so much I forgot how to breathe. I was like a dog chasing a car.

I was running so hard I thought I was going to die. I was like a man on fire.

I ran so much I was out of my mind. I was like a robot with no battery.

When you’re Max Verstappen and you beat a 7-time champion so hard it’s like you kicked their ass and took their title.

Max Verstappen beat Lewis Hamilton so hard. It was like a street fight in a car.

Max Verstappen won like a boss. He was like a superhero with a car.

Max Verstappen beat Lewis like it was nothing. He was like a god in a racing suit.