pace maker

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a guy who drags his junk out like it's the last day of school and sings a silly song to keep it from exploding

My cousin is the worst pace maker I've ever seen. He took 20 minutes to finish what should've taken 2.

He was singing 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star' while doing it. I felt bad for the bed.

He took so long, the pizza got cold and my mom yelled at him.

when you take so long to do your deed, it feels like you're doing it in slow motion with a bunch of rocks in your pants

He took so long, I thought he was gonna fall asleep mid- deed.

He went from start to finish in a time that made me want to take a nap.

He was so slow, my dog got bored and left the room.