Pace-Locked

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A runner who’s stuck like a broken record. They can’t get faster, and they don’t care if the whole team is getting better.

My teammate is a pace-locked donkey. He runs like he’s been stuck in traffic for 10 years.

She’s been pace-locked since sixth grade. Still can’t run a mile without crying.

He’s so pace-locked, the coach gave him a stopwatch and a nap.

A runner who’s so slow, they make the tortoise look fast. They’re the reason the team is always last.

He’s pace-locked. The only thing he’s improving is his ability to nap during practice.

She’s been pace-locked for three years. Still can’t run faster than a snail on a Sunday.

He’s so pace-locked, he’s gonna be the first one to die in the cross country meet.

A runner who can’t get faster and probably never will. They’re like a rusty old car that won’t start.

My friend is pace-locked. He ran the same time last year as he did in kindergarten.

She’s so pace-locked, she thinks 5 minutes is a good race time.

He’s been pace-locked since the first day of cross country. Still can’t run a mile without whining.

A runner who’s stuck in the past. They’re like a dinosaur who can’t run and won’t evolve.

He’s pace-locked. He can’t run faster than a dinosaur.

She’s been pace-locked for so long, she thinks walking is a race.

He’s so pace-locked, he’s gonna be the last one to finish the meet and probably the first one to quit.

A runner who’s so slow, they’re like a glacier. They can’t move and they don’t want to.

My teammate is a pace-locked glacier. He moves slower than ice cream on a hot day.

She’s been pace-locked since the first day of cross country. She can’t run faster than a turtle on a lazy Sunday.

He’s so pace-locked, the team gave him a nickname: The Slow Motion Man.