Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A gross company from Seinfeld that smells like old pizza and regrets

I’d rather eat a whole pie than be near Pace Electronics

That company is like a bad dating app, you don’t want to match with them

Pace Electronics is the reason I still have a shirt from 1998

2

The worst company in Seinfeld that makes your bathroom feel like a jail cell

I’d take a jail sentence over a bathroom break with Pace Electronics

That company is like a bad pun, nobody wants to hear it

Pace Electronics is the reason I still haven’t taken a shower since 1996

3

A smelly company from Seinfeld that makes your nose cry and your soul leave

Pace Electronics is the reason my nose is crying and my soul is on vacation

That company is like a broken toaster, it just makes everything worse

I’d rather be stuck in a time loop than be near Pace Electronics

4

A stinky company in Seinfeld that makes you want to punch the toilet

Pace Electronics is so gross, I’d punch the toilet before I’d share a bathroom with them

That company smells like my cousin’s gym sock after a week

I’d rather eat a whole cake than be near Pace Electronics

5

A smelly, sad company from Seinfeld that makes your life worse

Pace Electronics is the reason I still haven’t taken a shower since 1997

That company is like my ex, it just makes everything worse

I’d rather be stuck in a blender than be near Pace Electronics

6

A gross company in Seinfeld that smells like regret and old snacks

Pace Electronics is like a bad snack, nobody wants to eat it

I’d rather be stuck in a time warp than be near that company

That company is the reason my nose is crying and my soul is on vacation