Pace dei sensi

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when you stop caring about getting laid and just want to sit in silence with your pants on
My dad’s been doing this since 2012. He just stares at the ceiling now.
She went from Tinder to a nap. That’s a big drop.
He said, 'I’m done. I just want to eat cereal and not think about sex.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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when you’re too tired to flirt and just want to go to bed like a normal person
He texted me, 'I can’t even fake a smile. I’m too tired.'
She passed on the advances because she had a headache and a life.
He said, 'I’m not even going to pretend I want to touch you.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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when you give up on sex and just start talking about your mom
He brought up his mom during a kiss. That’s not a good look.
She said, 'I’d rather talk about my dog than have sex with you.'
He asked, 'Do you think my mom would like me more if I had more sex?'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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