Pace Beer

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A fake beer you drink to slow down your real drinking so you don't end up passed out on the floor like a dead raccoon.
I had to drink a pace beer before my third beer because I was already slurring my words like a drunk parrot.
She drank a pace beer just to keep from puking on her boss.
He took a sip of pace beer and then downed his real beer like it was a curse.
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The beer you sip on like it's a royal decree so you can keep drinking real beer without getting completely trashed.
He sipped his pace beer like it was a king's wine and then drank his real beer like it was a prison sentence.
She took a slow sip of pace beer so she wouldn't pass out from the fifth beer.
The pace beer was like a lifeline before he went on a full-blown beer binge.
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A beer you drink in between drinks to save your brain from exploding from too much alcohol.
After the second beer, he drank a pace beer like it was a miracle.
She drank a pace beer to keep her brain from melting like hot wax.
He took a pace beer before his fourth beer because he was already talking to the ceiling.
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