Paccino

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1
A person you call when you need someone to baby you and take your nonsense. Basically your emotional support animal in human form.
'I swear if you don't call me Paccino one more time I'll throw my coffee at you.'
'You're my Paccino. Don't make me regret this.'
'I'm not crying. You're just my Paccino and I'm hormonal.'
2
The person you pretend to like when you're actually just using them for your own benefit. A sugar-coated lie.
'I'm just being nice. You're my Paccino.'
'If I don't call you Paccino, I'll never get my lunch.'
'You're my Paccino. Now shut up and let me finish my rant.'
3
The name you give to someone who puts up with your bad mood and still loves you. A saint in disguise.
'I'm your Paccino. I'll take your insults and your drama.'
'You're my Paccino. I don't care if you're being a brat.'
'Don't make me call you Paccino again. I'll embarrass you in front of your mom.'
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A name you use to make someone feel special, even if you're just using them for your own gain. A love scam.
'You're my Paccino. Now stop being so annoying.'
'I'll call you Paccino if you give me my phone back.'
'You're my Paccino. I don't care if you're being a drama queen.'
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The name you give to someone who's your best friend, but you're too lazy to come up with a real name. A nickname for laziness.
'I'm just calling you Paccino because I can't think of anything else.'
'You're my Paccino. Now stop being so dramatic.'
'If I don't call you Paccino, I'll never get my snacks.'
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